Sunday, December 30, 2007

Funny Fun Monday




Our host this week is Peter who would like to end the year on a light note. He would like us to share our favorite cartoon and/or joke. Here you go.



I could swear that I first heard this story/joke from Mel Tillis on an old talk show, like Mike Douglas or something. I cannot find any corroboration, though, and my mind is not what it once was. The host asked Mel if he had always stuttered and Mel said that he didn’t - that he only started stuttering after his grandma told him this story one too many times.



There were four little rabbits. They were named Foot, Foot Foot, Foot Foot Foot, and Foot Foot Foot Foot. One day, Foot Foot went to visit Foot. He found Foot at home, very ill. Foot Foot asked Foot what was wrong and Foot said he thought maybe he had eaten a bad carrot. Foot Foot asked Foot where he got the carrot and Foot told Foot Foot that he got the carrot from Foot Foot Foot. Foot Foot made Foot as comfortable as he could and then Foot Foot went to warn Foot Foot Foot about the carrots.




Foot Foot ran to Foot Foot Foot’s house, pounded on the door, and yelled, “Foot Foot Foot, Foot Foot Foot, come quick. There’s something wrong with Foot!”





Foot Foot Foot answered the door and asked Foot Foot what he was talking about. Foot Foot told Foot Foot Foot that he had been at Foot’s house and Foot was sick. Foot Foot Foot asked Foot Foot why? And Foot Foot told Foot Foot Foot that Foot told Foot Foot that he thought the carrots that Foot Foot Foot had given him were bad. At that, Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot went back to Foot’s house.





Foot was dead.





Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot buried Foot.





Then Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot went running to Foot Foot Foot Foot's house. Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot pounded on the door, yelling, “Foot Foot Foot Foot, Foot Foot Foot Foot, Foot Foot Foot Foot, open the door quick!” Foot Foot Foot Foot opened the door and told Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot to come in quickly, as he, Foot Foot Foot Foot, was cooking stew. Foot Foot Foot asked him where the carrots were that he, Foot Foot Foot, gave to Foot Foot Foot Foot earlier. Foot Foot Foot Foot said they were in the stew. Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot told him about Foot eating the carrot and getting sick and then dying and that they, Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot, thought the carrots were bad. Foot Foot Foot Foot thought about this for a minute and then said that he was gonna take his chances.





Foot Foot, Foot Foot Foot and Foot Foot Foot Foot argued and argued but Foot Foot Foot Foot didn’t think the carrots were bad. Finally, Foot Foot Foot put his hands on his hips and said, “Foot Foot Foot Foot, you can’t eat the carrots! We’ve already got one Foot in the grave!”


31 comments:

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Oh, dear. I didn't even know we had a FM this week. Oops.

mjd said...

Both your cartoon and the joke are very funny. This reminds of a joke that I only remember the punchline. The punchline is about the Fu bird and is kind of funny in itself without the joke. The punchline is "If the Fu sh*ts wear it." By the way you did an excellent job of typing all those Foots.

laurie said...

:)

but the dandruff cartoon is.... well, it makes me itch!

lisa's chaos said...

Oh MY! Foot, foot, foot, foot, foot - I think I'll dream of feet. . . or bunnies. :)

Peter said...

Thhhat was vvvery fffunny Sandy, I can sure understand it causing a bit of stuttering though.

Peter said...

Thhhat was vvvery fffunny Sandy, I can sure understand it causing a bit of stuttering though.

Hootin' Anni said...

Theologian Dermatologists!!!! What a hoot!

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

That was awful.

And I can't stop laughing.

PS. Thanks for remembering my birthday, my swee friend. You remembered before I did.

kitten said...

LOL! Happy New Year!

ChrisB said...

Corny but so funny I'm laughing!

Kaycie said...

I kinda like that dandruff cartoon. Cute.

janet said...

at least you dont have foot-in-mouth disease! (sorry, had to)

listening to mel tillis tell this one would be ... um ... a challenge!

Tiggerlane said...

Hysterical! And oddly, I never saw it coming!

The Rotten Correspondent said...

You crack me up!

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

That took some concentration to read and I didn't even see the punchline coming!! Very funny!!

wolfbaby said...

to funny!!

Karmyn R said...

ARGH - I should have seen that one coming.

coloursofdawn said...

As I am reading all the foot foot...'s, I was wondering where this was going. I like the little comic also. Happy New Year.

Robinella said...

Love Wabbit jokes.

ellen b. said...

silly wabbits! This has been a fun Monday for sure. Happy new Year!

Junebug said...

Oh that's bad....bad....bad.....but funny!

Faye said...

Sandy, "your mind is not what it once was"???? Anyone who can keep all those Foots straight to the punch line doesn't need to worry!

Happy New Year to you and all the Foots!

Megnificent said...

Happy New Year, toots! I sure won't be forgetting the black eyed peas, though I'll admit we're only eating the canned kind. :X And Jiffy cornbread, too! :)

Linda said...

With that many foots, you are totally gonna get some twisted podiatrist Google traffic! Funny! Thanks for visiting my and for the birthday wishes - at the command of Robinella! I'll be back often!

Shorty said...

i think it's still on the floor funny. love ya baby doll.

Pamela said...

I can picture Mel Tills telling that one. Sure glad you remembered it

I just love silly jokes

Anonymous said...

I love jokes like that! But especially love the ohotos of the dogs! Thanks for the laugh!
Amy P

karisma said...

Hmmm, too many foots for me, I lost the plot LOL.

Kaytabug said...

The dandruff one is FUNNY!! I knew I wouldn't be able to follow all the "foots" I'd get lost!

Happy New Year!!!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hee hee.
I especially like the cartoon. Happy New Year. :D

Anonymous said...

Hi was doing a search for this bunny joke and came across your blog. Your are right, it was on a tv show, the Johnny Carson show. It was absolutely hilarious with Mel Tillis telling it. He was more funny then the actual joke. Thank you for posting it. Also, there is another clip of Mel telling this joke on UTube. If you are interested I can send you the link. Regards Susan Case
smrcasey@aol.com

 
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