Saturday, March 15, 2008

Ed Zachary

Ed Zachary

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did a s she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

My granddaughter-in-law sent me this joke in an email. It made me laugh out loud for more than one reason.

A. It's a funny joke.

B. Julie and I heard it so many years ago that this, the boy doll, of course, was
renamed "Ed Zachary". Made lil man's momma and me laugh every time he said it!


ChrisB said...

I didn't see the punch line coming and laughed so loud my hubby wondered what I was reading!

Beckie said...

I haven't heard that one before, but when someone has bad breath we always say they have the zactlys...because their breath smells like exactly like ass. :) Sorta the same thing.

lisa marie said...

That's really bad. I feel sorry for her and what a poor excuse for a therapist. :)

Pamela said...


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