Rednecks

How to tell if you are a redneck or if you live in a redneck town:

If someone locks the door of a pickup you need to drive and this:

is how you get in, you might be a redneck.

If two out of three of your local pizza delivery vehicles are:

pickup trucks, you might live in a redneck town.

If your grandson brings you his collection of used shotgun shells for your centerpiece:

and you use them, you might be a redneck.