Grandson: "Grandma, have you seen my pills? They have "LSD" stamped on them."
Grandma: "Screw your pills, sonny. Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?"
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6 comments:
*snort*
That's great. I wish I had a granny as fun as you are, Sandy. I'm waiting to get in big trouble for sending 2 of the 3 the same card for Mother's Day that talks about ruling the roost, has a picture of a fat hen, and plays the Chicken Song. Hey. The tyke thought it was funny.
I am going to be singing Puff the Magic Dragon all day now.
Love the comment!
Too funny :)
I'm with Kim...*Snort. Snort.*
Very cute!
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