Friday, July 25, 2008

Roots - the Panhandle Version

There was a woman in the store today about my age. She was accompanied by her mother. Daughter came down the aisle where I was stocking shampoo, stopped by her favorite brand, and got shampoo, conditioner, mousse, and hairspray. She was still looking for something so I asked if I could help her.


She said that she was looking for root lifter.


Her mom said, "you know that's Viagra, Margaret".


Margaret said that she was talking about a different root and the conversation went forward into an all out discussion of various roots and how to lift them.


I think I have been given a glimpse into my future.

4 comments:

Junebug said...

No, no, tell me it's not so!!!!! Not looking forward to those conversations.

momunscripted said...

Oh my - I've worried that my old age will be a form of Alzheimers and tourettes where I have no clue but repeat inappropriate things.

Crown Princess said...

I am looking forward to it.....lol

bichonpawz said...

Yeah...but when your that old, I guess your entitled to blurt out inappropriate things!!

 
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