I considered titling this post "a public service announcement for custom embroiderers".  I recently ordered some shirts for work.  This is one of them.  The lovely lady who did this laid the shirts out flat and then centered the embroidery.
I did point out to her that heavy people have the same middle as everyone else.  I do not like this shirt.  It looks to me as though the embroidery is trying to slide into my armpits, sort of like the girls do when I lie down.
Next week when I get paid, I will get new shirts.  I will not get them from the lovely lady who embroidered this.
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I'm short and squatty
(overweight if you can't interpret squatty)
so I hate most all the clothes I try on
It's funny that you mention "trying to slide into my armpits" as the first thought that came into my head when I saw your breasts and your name was "Swippwy Swopes"
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